Home
This is a personal home page. It is really outdated (just look at the colours). There is a more official one as well, which is also outdated, but if you expect phone numbers and addresses and lists and similar, you might find it there. However, be warned that there may well be even fewer colours, and practically no jokes (and if you do find any, they're probably outdated as well).Curriculum Vitae
A kind of list of merits, or maybe an inverted list of inverted merits. If you read it, you probably won't employ me. Or maybe you will, and then you fire me, and then I may include you in the list as well. [sw]